Fit Ye Think 2

Who will win the racing?

Here are the predictions made last week.

Alan Kennedy

1

Jaime Begg

Professional racing driver (if he doesn't come 1st, he will be in for a long journey home)

2

James Macleod

his lack of weight was effective + no need for a helmet.

3

Matthew Hitchin

Only sober person there. Oh yes, Eric too.

4

John Campbell

drugs test required

DNF

Jared Fraser

Kart could not cope with his weight + ego in one kart

DNF

Ramsay Gunn

Fell asleep at wheel. Possibly due to his lack of rest since Ramrod Jnr was born

DNF

Eric Larnach

Complained of back ache continually. 2nd favourite for the over 40's catagory, as James MacLeod is favourite.

DNS

Willie McGillivray

at bar...

DNS

Alan Simpson

Started off in our race, but decided that another race held close-by would be better for career.

DNS

Alison Manson

Refused to go in a kart with no mirror. Must be girl thing?

DNS

Andrew Calder

Thrown off track whilst stealing engine for his kit car. Also liked sitting on the bench....watching everyone else compete (football).

DNS

Alan Kennedy

Still having to organise things as other KGB members don't seem to bother.

DNS

John Nic

Not allowed to go. Islamic rules dictate that his turban remains on his head at all times. The raceway states that he must remove, and wear a helmet. Stalemate.....

UNC

Iain Mackenzie

Still coming to terms with being behind a wheel

UNC

Davy Barrowman

Didn't notice the first corner

UNC

Colin McColm

Listening to radio too much whilst in kart. No police around this time tho'.

UNC

Murray Skinner

Murray tended to slow down considerably whilst outside. It was then noticed there were several new born lambs in the field opposite.

UNC

Colin Bayley-Williams

Read Murray Skinner's. Simmilar problem for the Welsh boyo.

UNC

David Swanson

No kart suitable for leg length. His task was keeping Eric awake during competitions.

UNC

John Gunn

Doesn't know how to handle the power of the kart, as he usually drives a Rover.

UNC

Sudsy

DFR decommissioning project didnt forsee the fact that the top half of the dome had to be donated to Graeme for protective head wear. Maybe its track protection that they had in mind though (from "The Napper"?)

UNC

Murray Skinner

Murray tended to slow down considerably whilst outside. It was then noticed there were several new born lambs in the field opposite.
He was also spotted spewing at the side of the track (Well at least it wasnt on the duvet this time!)

Andrew Calder

1

Alan Kennedy

He has got to be good at something??

4

Murray Skinner

4 Skinner

DNS

Jared Fraser

No spare karts to carry his ego!!

DNS

Willie McGillivray

Still on drip in Buenos Aires. (as in medicine, not Davy S - although anythings possible......)

DNS

James Macleod

Same as Eric.

UNC

Eric Larnach

Advised not to race by track officials (apparently due to age - unconfirmed)

UNC

Alan Simpson

Finished right behind Colin McColm, didn't want to overtake him.

UNC

Sudsy

Never mind Suds, maybe they will they will invest in an oversized crash helmet and you can go karting next year.

Colin Bayley-Williams

1

Colin McColm

Racing Whippet - Stream lined to cut through the air.

DNF

Colin Bayley-Williams

Axle Wear and Engine Burn Out

David Swanson

1

Eric Larnach

First on the track, nobody could pass him since he used the minibus.

DNS

Willie McGillivray

Fell down hole on way to track.

DNS

Alan Simpson

Didn't take him with us when we left for Invergordon

Graeme Sutherland

1

James Macleod

A faultless drive by this Lybster gigolo

2

Colin McColm

Would of won had he not stopped for six fags during lap three

3

Murray Skinner

Despite practicing every Friday night on his way south only managed a lowly third

4

Davy Barrowman

A steady drive by this veteran driver

DNF

Iain Mackenzie

Stopped by the Police

DNF

Alan Simpson

Had to leave early due to Round Table meeting

DNF

Matthew Hitchin

His turbo blew (again)

DNF

Alan Kennedy

Rolled at the first corner(again)

DNS

Willie McGillivray

Fell over and twisted ankle returning from toilet prior to starting

DNS

Alison Manson

Too busy adding neon lights and pink playboy stickers to Kart and missed start

DNS

Ramsay Gunn

Slept in

DNS

Andrew Calder

Too busy on Locost website looking for spare parts

DNS

David Swanson

Chose safer role as race photographer

UNC

Eric Larnach

Delayed at start due to late arrival of his daughter from Thurso

UNC

Jaime Begg

A regular in this section

UNC

Jared Fraser

Too much weight for this 250cc Kart to make an impression

UNC

Colin Bayley-Williams

Another potential Welsh champion in the making!!!

UNC

John Campbell

Chased Alison throughout. A sterling effort

UNC

John Gunn

A fine drive by this novice

Harvey Cowe

4

Andrew Calder

The judge should make some sort of impact.

DNF

Colin Bayley-Williams

His machine will bound to leek.

UNC

Alan Kennedy

Not in the top six just like Hibs

UNC

Alison Manson

Highly unlikely

Murray Skinner

DNF

Davy Barrowman

Thought he saw GB and left the track in an attempt to run him down.

DNS

Andrew Calder

Not the brightest - couldn't work the Kart.

DNS

Sudsy

Despite not attending he had a better story to tell on Monday morning.

UNC

Eric Larnach

Spent so much time bothering everyone else about estimated finishing times that he forgot to race himself.

William McGillivray

1

Colin Bayley-Williams

Low centre of gravity for corners and has raced karts before (remember he said he didna play golf!)

DNS

David Swanson

Kart had no radar detector fitted & it wizna a bright enough colour.

DNS

Colin McColm

Gollum McColm missed his 'Precious'(Shed) too much and went to count the rings in his new lair

UNC

Alan Kennedy

Trouser flares got caught in the chain whilst peddling his go kart